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Akatsuki Daze - Side plot 1Akatsuki Daze Side Plot chapter 1 Mischief Night no Jutsu
"Mischief night? What's that?" Karla asked innocently.
"It's the holiday when everyone who's ever had a pang in their hearts to cause trouble and bring misery upon others is fulfilled!!" Maru announced, shining a flashlight below her face.
"You're wrong. It's the holiday when I praise Jashin-sama by slaughtering the innocent without mercy!" Hidan said evilly.
"You do that nearly every day..." the chibi ninja said.
"W-Well, tonight is different!"
"No killing!! We pull pranks on people! No death! No killing anyone!" Maru shouted.
"And just how do we do that, un?" Deidara asked nonchalantly. Maru was silent for a second.
"I have...NO IDEA!!" she said.
"Well that was a waste of time..." Hidan groaned.
"Knock me out"
"Just do it!!" she yelled. Hidan hit her over the head with the blunt end of his scythe and that was more than enough to knock her unconscious.
"Hidan killed Tobi's kohai! Whyyyy?!!" Tobi wailed.
Akatsuki Daze Comm. Special 3Akatsuki Daze The 3rd Comment Special
Welcome to the third Akatsuki Daze Comment Special! Tobi cheered hyperly. Speaking of cheers, Maru was now wearing a black cheerleaders uniform that was printed with the red clouds of the Akatsuki.
I really hate this job... she whined.
Maru-kohai is cute! But Tobi liked the bunny one better! Tobi commented. He then was smacked in the face with a pom-pom.
Welcome to our third episode of Akatsuki Daze Comment Special. Me and Tobi shall answer to your comments and fan-mail. Your comments drive us, so thank you very much! Maru cheered, jumping up and down as she waved her pom-poms.
Shake your hips more! Leader said from off screen.
NO! she yelled back.
Our first comment is from a new reader named Hidanismyguy Tobi said, reading the comment.
WHAT?!! Hidan yelled in the background.
lolz! Tobi is such a idiot
Maru-kohai, whats a
Akatsuki Daze - Chapter 8Akatsuki Daze Chapter 8 Heart-to-Heart no Jutsu!
On this particular day it was raining lightly outside and the faint sound of raindrops hitting the window made both Tobi and Maru sleep longer that morning. Sleeping near Maru was Karla who snuck into bed late at night. She was actually holding onto her as she slept. "Nyachuuuu" she purred softly, waking Tobi up.
"Maru-kohai! It's time to wake up!" he giggled, nudging her shoulder. Maru slid her leg over and pushed him out of the bed.
"More sleep thank you" she yawned, curling back up into the sheets.
"B-but...too much sleep is bad!" he pouted.
"I'm willing to risk it, sempai"
"Get uuuup!" Tobi demanded, pulling the sheets off the bed all together. Karla yelped and looked around.
"Nyaa! What happened?!" she cried.
"Karla-chan, help Tobi get Maru-kohai out of bed!" Tobi said as he strained at pulling Maru out of bed by her ankles.
"Noooo! Let me freakin' sleep!!" she yelled, grabbing onto the head frame of the bed. Karla hel
Akatsuki Daze Comm. Special 2Akatsuki Daze - The second Comment Special
Were back with the second Akatsuki Daze comment special! Tobi squealed. Maru was seated next to him and reluctantly wearing the Akatsuki print playboy bunny suit.
Weve received many comments during our past update and well do our best respond to as many we can! Maru said.
Our first comment is from Dieingcity Tobi said, looking over a comment.
That person again?! Are you trying to test my patience as a writer?! Do I havta come find you and- Maru was cut off by being hit over the head with Kisames sword.
bravo- i love this - and the addition of the kitty is so sweet i also like Itachi liking it and Kisame spanking Maru heehee- thats so great- he really is nice some times...and i love that Hidan freaked in the morning.
So thats why Maru-kohai was crying! Kisame-san spanked Tobis kohai! Tee hee, Maru-kohai was naughty! the masked idiot giggled.
Akatsuki Daze - Chapter 7Akatsuki Daze Chapter 7 Beckoning Paws
The insane writer Maru is still at large, but we have a lead on where she might be! a news reporter exclaimed from the television. A shadowed figure looked up and began to finally pay attention. This footage from Leaf Village bank shows Maru breaking in. With her appear to be members of the notorious Akatsuki. We have reason to believe she has joined them
The screen then switched to the video of Tobi, Hidan, Maru and Karla wreaking havoc inside the bank.
So...she finally grew bored of that institution. She even went after the Akatsuki...what a disappointment. Yet knowing her, she may destroy them from the inside! That's my girl, avenge your father for being kicked out of the team! laughed the shadowed figure.
One can only imagine the evil that Akatsuki are doing at this very moment! the reported shouted.
A corpse!! Shes gotta be a corpse! Kisame
Akatsuki Daze Comment SpecialAkatsuki Daze - The 1st Comment Special
Welcome to the Akatsuki Daze comment special! Tobi cheered hyperly.
Just why are we doing this, sempai? Maru asked.
Because Tobi saw videos on the interweb about it! So Tobi wants to do it with his kohai!
Maru sighed and looked off to the side. Leader, are you sure Ill be promoted if I go through with this? she whined.
Im sure! he said from off screen.
Our first comment is from PuppyLover! Hey, Tobis likes puppies, too!
Omg please update soon this is so funny! Pretty please?!
Well, since this comment was from a while back. We did update. So youre welcome Tobi said.
Psst, Maru. Leader said.
Hmm? she asked, turning her head again.
The fans want you to wear this! he shouted, tossing her a costume. Maru left to go put on the outfit while Tobi stayed behind.
Ill fill in for her while she
Akatsuki Daze - Chapter 6Akatsuki Daze - Chapter 6 - Vacation!
Somehow and someway, the Akatsuki members found themselves at a lovely beach area. "How'd we get here so fast?" Tobi asked.
"There's no logic in most fanfic material...this one isn't an exception..." Sasori sighed, he and Deidara in matching purple swim trunks.
"Wheee!!" Karla squealed, already in her strawberry print bathing suit and splashing around in the water.
"Can I just sit on the sand?" Maru asked, not absent of her cloak this time.
"C'mon Maru-kohai! Let's have some fun!" Tobi said, pulling at Maru's sleeve. The masked sempai was in his orange swim trunks and wanted to go for a swim with is kohai. Innocent enough, right?
"No thanks..." she huffed.
"Tee hee, chicken!" he laughed. Maru snapped her neck and faced him, a murderous look on her face. "Uh oh..." Tobi said before running away. Maru threw aside her cloak and gave chase after Tobi in her bathing suit.
"GASP!!" Hidan gasped, watching as Maru ran. Karla had let her borrow one of her b
Abandoned ChapelThe parish waits now,
the loneliness of corners
crawling outward on walls--
chipped away by the wind,
and held together
by silk spindles;
cobwebs align them like the membranes of memories,
the cut of a jewel in an broken window
against the sun
where beads of rain
gather in a mesh of strands
a new Mosaic
against the backdrop of a cemetery;
My eyes seek out the sermon
in close proximity,
paint no distance
between headstone and cloud;
elegies topple each other
in their climb to heaven
as light trickles
over the shade,
breathes a new glow over snuffed candles.
I feel the weight in these empty rows,
how a breath couldn't cease to be breath
in the midst of prayer.
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